The Case of the Missing Mozzarella
On February 27th, 1997, the esteemed Professor Pierson reported that the entire stock of mozzarella cheese sticks from the break room fridge had vanished. The only clue was a cryptic note on the whiteboard: "The truth is out there."
The Enigma of the Mysterious Muenster
Professor Pierson's prized Muenster cheese stick, purchased from the local dairy, went missing on a Tuesday in March, 2001. Witnesses reported hearing a faint cry of "Free cheese!" coming from the vicinity of the 3rd floor.